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It’s not you, it’s them? I don’t think so.

Feb29
2012 1 Comment Written by president

A negative attitude is much more infectious than a positive one.  In fact, it’s an incurable cancer!  The bigger problem is that everyone believes that it’s everyone ELSE that’s being negative, and never them.  After our last joint officers meeting, this became abundantly clear to me.  The negativity spewed by several of you is soul sucking, and I thought only vampires could do that! 

Honestly, I felt pretty good about how things turned out with our Grand Opening weekend.  More people showed up than I had imagined during the day, JINXD packed lots of people upstairs later that night.  And as I recall, I thought I was having a good time throughout the day.  Apparantly, I was in the minority???  Listening to the venomous comments in the meeting, it’s the only conclusion I could draw.  So, I’ve been asking some of the non-officer crowd about how horrible it all was.  And I’m getting a lot of blank stares from these folks.  “What are you talking about?  We had a great time all day and night!” 

So, it’s like this… there are those among us who if they happen to make it one day to heaven (which I have my doubts…) will likely complain that the streets paved in gold are causing a glare in their eyes.  I’m kinda done with you, I can’t deal with that much negativity on a constant basis.  You are a disease to the Eagles organization ( at least the one that I have in mind.)  Our vision is not the same, and never will be, and anymore I really don’t care to try to change your minds.  Either get on board, get out, or you can wait until you are rid of me come May 15th.   Come that time, there will be far fewer of us who’ve tried to make a difference, left in the room for you to complain and throw rocks at.

I know, “how dare I say this here!” in front of everyone on the intertubes.  But in my mind, and in the minds of the people that I still care about in the Aerie, we’re thinking “why the hell did I wait so long to blow a gasket?!?”

Get over yourselves, and get out of the way!

Regards,

Brian Murray, the prez

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We’ve been SICK!

Feb16
2012 Leave a Comment Written by president

Sorry, we haven’t updated in quite a while but ‘the prez’ and ‘frank the tank’ have both been sick.  I may be guilty of having passed it along to Frank, sorry buddy!  BUT, we’re on the mend now, thanks to the marvels of modern medicine.  You know my motto, “…better living through chemistry.”  But 2 weeks under the weather is long enough and we’ll both be there tonight at the ticket table (along with Mike, who mysteriously dodged the illness.)  You might even hear me belt out the occasional ”SOOO-WEEEE, get yer HOLD WILDS here!” especially now that I don’t sound like Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade, “mmmm, hmmmm.”

But seriously (I know it’s a stretch) I genuinely hope to see you all out to the Aerie tonight for the Thursday night drawings.  But I’d also like to see more of you hanging out on other days/nights of the week too!  Your Aerie sorely needs your participation!  We’ve made some remarkable strides in getting relocated and situated at Avery Street.  But it has not been without its challenges.  My trustees (Rod, Ed, Jack, John, and Frank) are having to make some tough decisions about how to best operate and operate responsibly.  In some cases they’re trimming some excess fat.  In others… they’re being forced to cut into some meat and maybe a little bone too. 

Some folks are going to be upset by some changes.  But before anyone goes off like a bottle rocket, when hours of operation (or even days of operation) are changed; ask yourself, “besides Thursday night, when am I at the Fraternal Order of Eagles?”  And furthermore, “who’s there with me?”  Are we supporting the Aerie as best as we could? Even I have to answer that question with a resounding NO, despite the fact that I’m there at least 4 days per week.  The Aerie should be a social gathering spot.  It should be THE place to be.  How many days a week do each of you come in to the Aerie?  If all you’re doing is dropping a quarter in the jug… I’m sorry, that just not going to cut it.  That my brothers and sisters, is absolutely not enough.  If that is as far as you’re willing to participate, then I’m wasting my energy on trying to reach you.  Nevertheless, expect us to try some new things on different nights.  And yes, they may begin to conflict with other organizations’ social agendas, but the Eagles needs to make sound fiscal decisions in OUR best interests to preserve our very existence.  If you’ve got ideas to help get “butts in seats” as it were, PLEASE share them with us.  We are listening.  We are asking.  We are willing.

Regards,

Brian Murray, the prez

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Be more than just a member

Jan31
2012 Leave a Comment Written by president

As I near the “lame-duck” phase of this presidency, I start to reflect on what’s been done so far, but find myself framing any accomplishment on what should follow afterward.  We have been faced with great change, and encountered highs and lows so far in this term.  Despite some negativity the power of those positive brothers and sisters around me who’ve continued to say, “it’s okay, keep going,” have been more than enough to embolden and empower me, without fear or regret.  I would that I could cling to the old-ways, like some have expressed.  These old-ways feel safe.  Even comfortable.  But comfortable is a quality desirable in couches.  And with change in the world around us, change in our order is inevitable as well.  My friends, ALL fraternal orders are feeling the crunch of uncertain times.  They struggle with membership, as do we.  But MORE SO do they struggle in member participation.  Despite new signups, for the most part it’s still the same faces who show up.

At our state conferences and conventions, one of the high points for me is to hear Brother Ed Armstrong speak on membership.  He empowers the audience, and we leave our gathering full of fire and go out and start signing people up for membership.  But I’ve often thought what we need now is part two of that speech that focuses on motivation and participation of ALL our membership rolls.  Now don’t try to lay that off on Ed… he’s done a lot and continues to inspire and motivate.  No, it’s time for another person (better yet persons) to break from the pack and get all of us fired up about getting out to the club more often, participating in meetings, hanging out in the social room with family and friends, supporting our great causes, and living up to the name of Eagles!

I dearly love this organization and I hope you do to, and that you’ll re-double your efforts and dedication to join me in helping her to SOAR like the Eagle she is!  And I hope to see you ALL real soon down here at the Aerie Home!

Regards,

Brian Murray, the prez

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I swear to God it’s true!

Jan25
2012 Leave a Comment Written by Admin

For years, Ron Sexton’s Donnie Baker character has been calling in to the nationally syndicated Bob & Tom Show to relate preposterous but side-splitting stories that allegedly befell some friend. Donnie Baker — sporting a mullet and his trash-talking attitude — is bringing his comedy routine on tour to The Fraternal Order of Eagles 2307 in Parkersburg, WV on March 24th.

Accompanying Donnie Baker will be the Pork Pistols, a garage — ahem, carport band.

The party- and sex-obsessed Baker peppers his comedy with his catch phrases of “They have to — it’s a state law,” “I swear to God it’s true!” and cries of “Shut up, Randy!” at Baker’s long-suffering employer. Performed by actor Ron Sexton, the Baker character has appeared on several comedy albums, including The Donnie Baker Collection: Boat for Sale (2005), Shut Up Randy! (2006), State Law (2007) and the triple-disc CD, My Job Sucks (2008).

The Fraternal Order of Eagles is located in the middle of downtown Parkersburg. Tickets are priced at $20 for general admission and $25 for preferred seating (limited availability). You can buy tickets online or by calling (304) 422–3191.

Order preferred seating tickets before February 15th and use the coupon code “earlybird” and get them for the same price as general admission.

Posted in Comedian, Good of the Order

Guys night and oh, something for the ladies!

Jan12
2012 Leave a Comment Written by Admin

So let’s me comment on the ladies event going on January 20th.

The world famous Chippendale Male Review will be in the ballroom. General addmission tickets are just $10.

VIP tickets are $25, but for a limited time online only you can get them at a $5 dollar discount. Just enter “earlybird” as the coupon code. A slight processing fee does apply for online orders, but it is still a deal. Discounts are limited to the first 20 tickets sold.

So guys, if you are secure in your relationship with your lady, feel free to get a ticket for her.

Now for the real business.

Guys night in the main social room. While the ladies are bored up stairs doing whatever, we will be having a men’s night. Maybe some poker, sports on the TVs, and wait for it.

1/2 Price On All Draft.

Yep you heard it. Dues XX, Shocktop, Sam Adams, as well as the Miller Lite and Bud Light.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer!

So pull up a pew and a bit of brew, ’cause worshipping hops is what we do!

Posted in Entertainment, Social Room

Happy New Years

Jan01
2012 Leave a Comment Written by Admin

You missed one great party if you weren’t at the eagles.

 

Here is a few pictures. Feel envious!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Fun & Games

Dec29
2011 Leave a Comment Written by Admin

In case you haven’t noticed, there is a new section to our site. Fun & Games.

Here you can find updates on all of our drawings and raffles that are going on. No more scouring the bulletin board or asking someone and getting bad info.

If all goes as plan, you should be able to find what member was drawn and current jackpot amounts, with the exception of the Daily Dollar.

We will also be starting a new Weekly 50/50, with added incentive if you buy something in the Social Room, whether lunch or just a drink. Proceeds go to an Aerie Renovation and Improvement fund. So look for it soon.

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Merry Christmas

Dec25
2011 Leave a Comment Written by president

Merry Christmas to everyone!  Treasure the times spent with family and friends throughout the season and may God bless you and yours.

Regards,

Brian Murray, the prez

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New Beer for the New Year

Dec21
2011 Leave a Comment Written by Admin

Hello all fellow Eagles,

I have a treat for some of you as 2012 fast approaches.

First on draft, we have added…..

Shock Top!!

This is a premium beer so it will cost you $1.50 a mug. But never fear all you frugal members looking for a bargain, we will soon introduce larger glasses, enabling you to consume beer in 3 sizes.  Mug (11 oz) , pilsner (21 oz) , and the Big Bird (32 oz). More on the new sizes when the prices are set, but expect a deal in larger quantities.

As an added incentive, with in a few days we will also have Sam Adams and Dos Equis Amber on draft also.

In bottle and in limited quantities we have….

Sam Adams Boston and Winter Lagers.  As in the past, our premium bottle beers will be $2.50 per bottle even during happy hour. Coming soon we will be adding a couple more: Mad Hat #9 and Flying Dog Raging Bitch.

Posted in News from Trustees, Restaurant, Social Room

Change of Plans

Dec16
2011 Leave a Comment Written by president

Saturday night, change of plan…  Route 33 is now performing.  Scheduling mixup had Mixx on the calendar.  But problems are just opportunities for us to come up with solutions!  A quick call to Route 33 and we are back in the band and dancing business on Saturday night.  Everyone had a great time with them performing the night of the Eagle Riders Christmas Party, so we’re really pleased to have them back.  Big thanks to Benny and Robin and all the rest of the members of the band for really bailing us out on this. 

We are also going to have them upstairs in the ballroom.  We’ve agreed to help haul equipment up there, and actually take advantage of the great stage we have, and make use of a bit MORE of the building we are in.  Please come out to support YOUR Eagles!  We are nothing without our fine members. 

There is a another Texas Hold’em Tournament tonight.  This one is billed as the “Ultimate Bounty.”  As always the kitchen will be open for you to enjoy.  We’ve got STEAKS back on the menu too!  But you may decide to indulge in what is now officially called the WOLFE BURGER.  Trustee Frank Wolfe came up with this delicacy.  I swear, I could actually hear his arteries hardening as he was eating!  Get yours too.  See you all this weekend.

Regards,

Brian Murray, the prez

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